FF CONTRACT

Para mis amigos cachondos que prefieren prevenir...

OBVIOUSLY this F*ck Friend contract isn't legal, nor is equally fair to all parties... but sure will save your ass from possible psychos ;o)


SEX FRIEND CONTRACT / F*CK BUDDY CONTRACT__________________

This Sex Friend Contract is entered into on the day of ___________________ 20______,
between __________________________________ (hereafter referred to as PARTY A)
and ________________________________(hereafter referred to as PARTY B).

Terms & Conditions
A sex session is hereafter referred to as IT. Best Effort is partaking in activities for as long as possible.
1.No sleeping over, unless IT is very good and PARTY A needs to repeat IT in the morning.
2.No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before IT, or when IT takes place in public
3.No calls before _________ AM/PM.
4.PARTY A retains discretion on which fantasies are acted out.
5.This contract prohibits any emotional attachment. Refer clause 22
6.No plans made in advance, that is why you are called the "backup"
7.This is not a mutually exclusive contract for PARTY A
8.No baby talk, however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9.Any instructions/HOW TO’s given to PARTY B shall be remembered and practiced
10.No calling each other "friends with privileges", we are not friends, just fuck buddies.
11.Procreation is not an option.
12.No extra clothing, I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13.No falling asleep right after IT, it's over; go home. See Clause 1
14.Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed IT.
15.You cannot borrow my vehicle for any reason.
16.If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be "my roommate's friend".
17.Best Effort to accommodate all requests by PARTY A should be made by PARTY B
18.Scheduling of IT is at the sole discretion of PARTY A, however PARTY B is welcome to make suggestions.
19.No condoms, no IT.
20.Bring your own alcohol; I am not your liquor store.
21.Documentation of PARTY B may be held for historical purposes by PARTY A
22.Should PARTY A wish to terminate this contract, effect is immediate
23.Should PARTY B wish to terminate this contract, 14 Days notice, or 6 IT’s, which ever period is longer
24.The aforementioned rules may only be altered by PARTY A.
24b If the PARTY B wishes to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it is at the sole discretion of PARTY A

PARTY B’s Signature____________________________ Date_______________
PARTY A’s Signature____________________________ Date_______________